80 Best Whatsapp Statuses You Can’t Miss!

Whatsapp is without a doubt one of the most popular messaging platform as there are uncountable users. Whatsapp has slowly transformed into so much more than a messaging service. People upload their profile picture and even post a status to ensure that their friends can keep up with what’s trending and going on with your life.

If you are one of those who find it hard to come up with a killer status message which can make you the talk of the town, you have landed at the right place. We will talk of some of the best Whatsapp statuses which are sure to help you become the popular person.

So, let us take a look at the best Whatsapp statuses which will help you be the popular person. No matter, what you want to express, we are here to help you out. Go through this whopping list of some of the best statuses of all time and pick the ones that best represent your mood. Sure enough, you will find the ones that will make you feel better.

There is something amazing in being able to express what you feel. It will give you a different kind of high and sometimes, it might help you say some very important words as well. So, what are you waiting for? Let us get started and find 80 of the finest Whatsapp statuses which will be perfect for you.

1. I like children. Properly cooked.
2. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”.
3. I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.
4. If at first, you don’t succeed…Keep flushing.
5. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
6. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
7. Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
8. That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “F*ck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
9. She’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
10. It’s Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
11. Find what you LOVE and let it kill you- Charles Bukowski
12. Need Love? … No… I would prefer vodka!
13. 80% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having brain.
14. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
15. An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, I’m going to buy iPhone 6.
16. Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.
17. Never give up on anybody Miracles happen every day!
18. When I count my blessings I count you twice.
19. I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
20. It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
21. I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
22. And then you happened!
23. I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
24. You really thought I had time to write this shit!
25. INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
26. If you make friends with yourself, you will never be alone.
27. I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.
28. If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
29. Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing
30. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
31. Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
32. ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
33. Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
34. When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
35. Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
36. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
37. I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

38. God is really creative, I mean…just look at me.
39. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
40. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
41. I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
42. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
43. Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

44. Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
45. If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
46. You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
47. Why am I so afraid to lose you when you’re not even mine?
48. We’ve all done bad things, but that doesn’t make us bad people.
49. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
50. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
51. I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
52. Every story is beautiful.
53. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
54. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
55. If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
56. I speak my mind. And I never mind what I speak.
57. What is the main reason for failure? …. I think its EXAMS.
58. Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
59. “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
60. SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
61. You’re worse than my worst thought.
62. There is no finish line so love the journey.
63. I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
64. Whenever I get a headache I always take two tablets of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
65. When you feel Like Giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place.
66. Hey I found your nose; it was in my business again.
67. When everything comes your way, then you are on the wrong way.
68. Lοve is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty οf room at both ends.
69. Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
70. I need Six months of vacation, twice a year.
71. All great changes are preceded by chaos
72. I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
73. Be who you are even if you’re a badass.
74. Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.
75. It’s a terrible world because you’re here!
76. A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.
77. Maybe, it will all fall in place.
78. The stars don’t shine when there’s light. They are the light.
79. A little hope could fix a lot of broken pieces.
80. Love happens, all the time!

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